Aaeebi ke sing ka bana huaa cos! han han, mujhe pata hai! ajib han?!

Okay okay, it'll be too much information for some, but whenever I'm having a seriously testing time with IBS, I always end up the most super intense need to masturbate! It's almost like my body has spent hours making me feel utterly rubbish, and then my Devil's Doorbell comes to life and helps turn everything around.